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Ultra Slippery
All Natural Ingredients
Compatible with Oral pleasure
(Edible and almost completely Tasteless*)
Enough for 8-10 full-body couples massage!
Discretely Packaged

Hi, I'm Jennifer.

At first glance it may seem outrageous I'm selling a simple envelope with the a one paged typed sheet of "how to make your own "Japanese massage lotion" in two minutes with easily obtainable natural ingredint for $30, plus 10 small package of the our secret Nuru ingredient (enough to make about 10 large bow fulls of Nuru Massage liquid) but baby, let me tell ya, this is no ordinary massage lotion and if you want to rocket your sex life beyond belief, well then you'll understand I'm offering you the deal of a lifetime.

Let me explain.

When my boyfriend showed me this ultra hot, Japanese massage technique called Nuru massage he saw on all the porn tube sites, I was like, "hell ya, lets do it."

And then I had second thoughts when I found out the Japanes Nuru Nuru liquid was made out of some kind of seaweed gel. Mmmmm, sounds yummy doesn't it? (Not to mention not tested for my, ahhm- sensitive, private areas.)

However, Mr Nympho, (my boyfriends's pet name) was so worked up by Nuru Nuru he was determined to find the Japanese stuff. He said, "for great sex you can learn to like the taste of seaweed Jen" (Isn't he such a caring and sensitive a-hole? I'd probably kick him to the curb in a New York minute if he wasn't also such a hot stud muffin.)

Fortunately, he never found the Japanese version of Nuru Nuru, and even if he had, its doubtful the stuff could be exported here to the States, with all the requirements of testing for "sensitive parts" and all.

But we did the next best thing. We made our own!

It took about six weeks of messing in the kitchen, with all kinds of ingredients (about $200 worth in all,) and I've got to tell ya, some of our first concotions were a sticky mess! Yuck!

Others seemed workable and slippery enough, but they tasted awful. As mixing massage with oral pleasures was one of our prime goals those had to go.

Finally, after about 50 batches, two worn out air mattresses and maybe a200 orgams, we succeeded. We found a way to make a great Nuru Nuru alternative at home, with all safe, natural ingredients that not only have gotten us slipping n sliding to heaven at the jade gates, but it tasts great for oral pleasure too.

We nicknamed it, A Pleausre to Die For. "Pleasure to Die For", and I'm here to tell you, the name is not far off the mark.

We're so high on A Pleasure to Die For, we plan on bottling it and selling it.

But for now, we're selling the recipe so you can make it at home! Trust me its easy, the ingredients are very easy to find and you can drench each other with super slippery Nuru Nuru for about ten bucks to massage a small orgy!

What's it taste like? Is it good for Oral Pleasure?

* First of all, "A Pleasure to Die For" is not only super slippery, but I'm glad to tell you, is almost tasteless.

It does has an extremely mild taste. Its slightly sweet, like sugar water

And then there is also a small amount of natural, ayurvedic oil in it which a slightly nutty flavor. But again both are so mild its almost not there.

(Jens pleasure hint, if you want to completely remove the nut taste, add a small amount of cocunut milk to the your prepared massage liquid)

So don't be afraid to add oral pleasure to your massage menu. Both Mr. Nypho and I loved the taste, and together with all the slippin n sliding, body to body, It made the massage of a lifetime. Our first time with "A Pleasure to Die For" I came so hard from oral I nearly passed out! Wow!

What does it feel like?

"A Pleasure to Die for is super slippery with a slightly oily(not greasy or sticky) feel. The small amount of natural, edible, ayurvedic oil in it is essential for the slip effect

When you're finished, simply shower off. It doesn't leave any kind of residue, but as an added bonus, your skin will feel great!

How do you use it?

They say a picture is worth a thousand words.

How do you use it?--part 2

Oh! I get it, you mean instructions beyond acquiring a partner and an air mattress?

The next great thing to know is that "A Pleasure to Die For" is not a one shot deal (unlike Mr. Nympho- lol.)

Going to a Nuru Nuru parlor can cost hundres of dollars for the Nuru, Nuru experience.

A Pleasure to Die for is a concentrated gel. You pour out about 2 ounces or less, and mix with about 8 parts warm water giving you enough Nuru Nuru massage medium to virtually drench each other for for an hour if wish to go absolutely slip sliding crazy. (highly recommended by the way.)

So with a single 16 ounce bottle of "A Pleasure to Die For gel you get enough for between 8 and 10 full body couples massages.

Is it compatible with latex?

Unfortunately no. A Pleasure to Die for contains a small amount of natural food oil, which may cause weakening of latex. Consider taking a shower first after using A Pleasure to Die For if you want to engage in activities requring a condom. However, most couples using A Pleausre to Die For find the massage alone, or the massage mixed with oral activities so pleasurable the don't mind.

How is it packaged and shipped

Discretely. A Pleasure to Die For is packaged in a 16 oz plastic bottle. It has no label on it at all. You can leave it on your dresser, or in your medicine cabinent, and no one will know that you are "adventurous enough" to carry the worlds most erotic liquid in your home.

It is also mailed discretely from our indescript company, Ocean Enterprises.