Zentaneus user surfs on the internet so fast his hands catch on fire!Safety advocates wonder if new internet surfing scheme using key words exceeds laws of physics. Government safety officials as well as private safety advocates are calling for extensive safety investigations after it was revealed that Zack Bonsinio, a 23-year-old graduate student at the University of Texas recently had his hands catch on fire while using a new internet keyword surfing method known as Zentaneus. Student thought incredibly warm sensation was due to extra-curricular pharmaceuticals. Zentaneous gave me 100 personal codes to bookmark my favorite sites with the flick of the mouse, and a couple of keystrokes on my computer. I use it 24-7 to get to my bank account, my girlfriends myspace page, my local pizza parlor, and of course I have about 90 Youtube videos bookmarked. " Last night however, I was so in the groove using the Zentaneous and flying from one web page to another, that my fingers were starting to get hot." "At first I thougtt, well maybe I should just lay off a a few of the extra-curricular pharmaceuticals I have been taking to keep me awake studying. |
"I've been using this new Zenteneus system for about
a month now and its incredibly fast, Bonsinio told investigators from the Austin Fire Department.