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Hi, I'm Sarah.
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Before you say a thing about what I'm wearing,
Its not that I'm think I'm so sweet or anything,
It's just that Ididn't have anything else clean
to wear.
I don't have a clue about computers, so its kind
of a mystery why the folks at Zentaneous hired me
to explain their new super swift internet navigation
tool.
Maybe they heard about the fact that I'm so naturally cute ---and multi-dimensionally talented. ---
And humble.
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Here's a look at my computer at home.
Fortunately, the folks at
Zentaneous gave me my own personal computer geek
to help me out.
Meet Jeffrey. Isn't he adorable?
Jeffrey isn't old enough to work so the
the folks at Zentaneous told me to reward him with little treats. Like candy bars and stuff.
However, fortunately for me, since Jeffrey's
treats come out of my salary, I discovered he
responds just as well to doggie treats which are
a whole lot cheaper.
And really, I think its better for him.
Don't you?
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(off screen) -- Okay Jeffrey, that's enough.
Kibble. Back to work!
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Sorry about that -- I get a little cranky sometimes when I'm working.
Anway,
Zentaneous is the 21st Century, incredibly fast yet stress
free way to navigate the internet.
There are no ads, or pop-ups, no searching , and no
long url addresses with 40 gazillion.letters to type.
To get to a site in Zentanesous, you just enter the
easy to remember code, hit enter, and you're there.!
Lets have Jeffrey demonstrate! Here he enters a Z code, in this case, the word pose in the universal
database, and hits enter.
And instantly were transported to a video of Madonna. Cool eh?
Wow -I totally could have had a career doing what she does except for the
fact that I can't sing, or dance , or fit into a size 2
leotard.
OK, Jeffrey hit the back button and try another.
Anyway I'll guess we'll speed it up now,
before I have to spring for another
doggie treat for Jeffrey.
So first Jeffrey types in Aus
for austin, and then types in a code.
I've been to Austin by the way. All that live music, barbecue and
lots of movie stars like Matthew Mcauney, and
and Sandra Bullock. Pretty cool.
Okay well notice that jeffey put in the same
code as one we used before -- pose, only this time
it takes us to A photography studio.
Hmmm-- I wonder if this is the photograher
or one of his subjects"
I donno -
Maybe the folks at Zentatneous watched too
many Highlander episodes--"In the end, there can only be one."
With a free Zentaneous account, you get two hundred
personal codes to use as you wish.
Here's how Zack, one of the Zentaneous interns uses
his Zentaneous free 200 codes.
Like almost every other account you've ever had, first he logs in.
Zacks passowrd is is Zack625
But Please keep this on the downlow, -- we haven't exactly told him that Jeffrey hacked into his account and revealed his Z coders for demonstration purposes.
But really, I'm sure he wouldn't mind.
Bank takes him to his online checking account,
mail, takes him to his email account,
aid -- takes him to his college's financial aid page, etc.
The balance of his codes Zack uses mostly for fun.
He has about 30 youtube music videos speedmarked,
Including
u2 for Vertigo,
Hips for shakria,
Hot for the pussycat dolls,
and Clay for a Clay Aikern video
(I'm still not sure what that one's all about
but folks at Zentaneous say they've got corporate security checking into it.)
Naturally Zack has his girlfriend Jewels mypace page bookmarked,
--code name hottie)
How cute!
as well as the his local FTD florists website,
So he can occassionaly send a token of adorartion and
retain said hottie girlfriend,
(show FTD screenshot)
Except for the Clay Aiken video, and the fact that Zack
seems to dominated by his overbearing girlfriend,
He's found a useful need for all 200 of his
personal codes, and he's loving how quick he
can navigate to his favorite sites with it.
'm not really sure what a data base is, but the folks at Zentaneous
tell me they have four to choose from.
A universal database like the one seen here.
A city database
A personal database
And a shared database.
Jeffrey will navigate and show us just how
quickly, yet effortlessy Zentatious is to use.
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