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Hi, I'm Sarah.


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Before you say a thing about what I'm wearing, Its not that I'm think I'm so sweet or anything, It's just that Ididn't have anything else clean to wear.

I don't have a clue about computers, so its kind of a mystery why the folks at Zentaneous hired me to explain their new super swift internet navigation tool.

Maybe they heard about the fact that I'm so naturally cute ---and multi-dimensionally talented. --- And humble.


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Here's a look at my computer at home.
Its a little outdated but it fits my personality. I like the monitor- its very colorful, but the cpu makes really funny noises. Especially when I reboot.

Fortunately, the folks at Zentaneous gave me my own personal computer geek to help me out.


Meet Jeffrey. Isn't he adorable?

Jeffrey isn't old enough to work so the the folks at Zentaneous told me to reward him with little treats.

Like candy bars and stuff.

However, fortunately for me, since Jeffrey's treats come out of my salary, I discovered he responds just as well to doggie treats which are a whole lot cheaper.

And really, I think its better for him. Don't you?


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dsjfslkdjfsdkjf (off screen) -- Okay Jeffrey, that's enough. Kibble. Back to work!


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Sorry about that -- I get a little cranky sometimes when I'm working.

Anway, Zentaneous is the 21st Century, incredibly fast yet stress free way to navigate the internet.

There are no ads, or pop-ups, no searching , and no long url addresses with 40 gazillion.letters to type.

To get to a site in Zentanesous, you just enter the easy to remember code, hit enter, and you're there.!

Lets have Jeffrey demonstrate!


Here he enters a Z code, in this case, the word pose in the universal database, and hits enter.


And instantly were transported to a video of Madonna. Cool eh?

Wow -I totally could have had a career doing what she does except for the fact that I can't sing, or dance , or fit into a size 2 leotard.

OK, Jeffrey hit the back button and try another.


So you can see, Jeffrey has entered 007, and boom, you guessed it. Here's a trailer for a Classic Bond movie.

I really don't know why they got rid of that guy. Do you? In my opinion he was one of the Best bonds ever outside of Sean. Sure beats the hell out of that Craig guy.

Anyway I'll guess we'll speed it up now, before I have to spring for another doggie treat for Jeffrey.


So first Jeffrey types in Aus for austin, and then types in a code.

I've been to Austin by the way. All that live music, barbecue and lots of movie stars like Matthew Mcauney, and and Sandra Bullock. Pretty cool.


Okay well notice that jeffey put in the same code as one we used before -- pose, only this time it takes us to A photography studio.

Hmmm-- I wonder if this is the photograher or one of his subjects"

As you can see, sometimes the same easy to remember code may be used more than once, but never in the same database.

I donno - Maybe the folks at Zentatneous watched too many Highlander episodes--"In the end, there can only be one."


Now we get to the real heart and soul of Zentaneous. The personal and shared databases.

With a free Zentaneous account, you get two hundred personal codes to use as you wish.

Here's how Zack, one of the Zentaneous interns uses his Zentaneous free 200 codes.


Like almost every other account you've ever had, first he logs in. Zacks passowrd is is Zack625

But Please keep this on the downlow, -- we haven't exactly told him that Jeffrey hacked into his account and revealed his Z coders for demonstration purposes.

But really, I'm sure he wouldn't mind.

Zack uses about 30 of his personal Z codes for practical use.

Bank takes him to his online checking account,

mail, takes him to his email account,

aid -- takes him to his college's financial aid page, etc.

The balance of his codes Zack uses mostly for fun.

He has about 30 youtube music videos speedmarked, Including u2 for Vertigo,

Hips for shakria,

Hot for the pussycat dolls,

and Clay for a Clay Aikern video

(I'm still not sure what that one's all about but folks at Zentaneous say they've got corporate security checking into it.)


Naturally Zack has his girlfriend Jewels mypace page bookmarked,

--code name hottie) How cute!

as well as the his local FTD florists website, So he can occassionaly send a token of adorartion and retain said hottie girlfriend, (show FTD screenshot)

Except for the Clay Aiken video, and the fact that Zack seems to dominated by his overbearing girlfriend, He's found a useful need for all 200 of his personal codes, and he's loving how quick he can navigate to his favorite sites with it.

'm not really sure what a data base is, but the folks at Zentaneous tell me they have four to choose from.

A universal database like the one seen here.


A city database


A personal database


And a shared database.
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Jeffrey will navigate and show us just how quickly, yet effortlessy Zentatious is to use.