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Our arrogant and simplistitic but pretty much 100 percent dead-on philosophy:

  1. Craigs List is great, but for God sakes, if we're forced to look at one more pictureless mass of type, we may go postal!
  2. Buying local is almost always better and less stressful than buying across the the nation or the world. Thanks but we'll pass on those radioactive baragain Levi's from the friendly folks at Chernobl Inc. Our sperm count is already low enough.
  3. We've only got a few seconds, a picture is worth a thousand words- blah blah - so, cut to the chase and show us already!
  4. If it isn't worth a couple of bucks to show, it's probably crap and not worth the time or money!
Value An Austin Bi-weekly.
Art Scene

Featured artist of the week, Christo plus dozens of other starving artists. Please buy one quick before one these sensitive creatures cuts off their ear!

Art Scene

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Massage, Relaxtion And Body Care

(No Escorts Ads- See Friendly Companions Category if that's your thing baby!)
Dozens of talented body workers who are
actually legit and will rub your body the state licensed (politically correct way!)

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Austin area classes and lectures.

  There are hundreds of bizarre but entertaining classes being held every
  month in Austin. Everything from how to create
  a new and exciting career as the next Sigfried and Roy (bring your own tiger)to how to design your own personal home security system (pending Department of Homeland Security approval of course. )

Austin Classes                    

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Adult Entertainers and Escorts.

All of our adult entertainers have certified they are over 18 as required by law, do not engage in any illegal activities, that they embody not only morals but scruples and redeeming social values. And finally that they are actively dedicated to enhancing and promoting world peace.

Each has also certified this is just a part-time job until their scholarship comes through, that mom knows and approves, and that in their spare time they have, or are actively working on a Ph.d in theoretical physics to promote greater understanding of the 11th dimensional M theory. (Just be careful if they offer to take on a trip to another dimension!)

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Adrenalin Junkies !

There a plenty of certifiable insane adrenalin junkies wishing to push the boundaries of death (particularly your own!)by pushing you out of a perfectly good airplane, leading you on am impossible to climb precipice or scooting you at more than a hundred miles an hour just 2 inches off the ground.

Just remember, when you poop in your pants, we warned you!

Our Mojo correspondent Mindy Schlicter describes the thrills of riding a 80 mph gokart for the first time at Austin's Elliot Racing.

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My Lawyer Can beat up your lawyer!

Do you have a reason to Lawyer-up? Austin attorney Barneby Jones, gives you some tips as to what to look for.

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Sacred Tattoo's?

Tattoos are all the rage, and are arguably sexy, but can they have a spiritual significant? y

Tattoo Artist Tom Grow discusses selecting your first tatoo

Getting Needled the Right Way!

Are you curious about acupuncture. Master Acupuncturists July Thom's covers a pro's and con's about those little Chinese Needles.

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Austin Music Mojo
Featured Band: Pushmonkey

Austin Rockers Pushmonkey are back in Austin for a three-night gig at Emo's. more

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March 2008 Edition

Pub Crawling:


Wouldn't it be nice to go out with a few of your friends (along with a couple hundred strangers!)

Pub Guide

Inka Dinka Do

Let's face it. Everyone from Grandma to Angelina is adding ink and transforming their body into a resemblance of a NASCAR racer.

Well, if you're going to go for it, you might as well get it from some quality folks.

First however, memorize George Carlin's law: "Just because you have a tattoo of Chinese writing doesn't make you wise. For all you know it says beef with brocolli!"

Austin's Tattoo and body piercing guide!

Body Training and Martial Arts

Hanz and Franz offered to "pump you up," while the "Dragon" could teach you make an iron fist guys while making incredibly odd noises that would make Ace Ventura blush.

Neither are available for personal training in Austin, but there are plenty of Eigth Degree Six Packs, both men and women, who will offer you the ultimate challenge in fitness and self-defense while denying you a single twinkie or chocolate malt ever again!

Personal Trainers

Martial Arts training