Can you believe it, some say I'm a monster
because I've created the world's most pleasureble
massage gel.

As if that's a bad thing?

First of all, I'm not sure exactly how this whole sex zombie
rumor got out.

Just because Chad, Melanie, Karen, Bill, Tom and Evan
do all my housework, cooking, and shopping doesn't mean they are slaves under my control.

They're free to walk away from the ultra-erotic pleasure
I offer with with my secret tantrik massage gel at any time.

But somehow, they keep coming back for more!

Believe me, I never started out to create a sex zombie gel.
I was simply into creating, the slickest, all natural ingredient massage formula on the planet.

However, once I saw how effective it was, and the rumors
starting flying around about a sex zombie gel, I stopped fighting it and went with the flow.

So just what is Jen's Sex Zombie Massage Gel, and how does it work?

To start, its something you make at home with all natural ingredients       Why something you make yourself?

Its because I experimented with hundreds of massage formulas, and there were only two that came close to being idea.

One is the famed Japanese nuru nuru massage gel you've probably heard about. The second is of course my sex zombie gel.

Wow I'll grant you, the nuru nuru make a slippery, sliding, body-2-body gel. It's hot. But there are two little problems with it. <

             To start, ya need to know that your's truly is an erotic massage addict. Give me even a mildly good tantrik
           massage, and I get wet damn quick.

             I was semi-excited about thinking I'd found the perfect erotic massage lotion when I saw all those porn tube videos about Japanese nuru nuru massage -- until I found out that not only was nuru nuru impossible to find outside of Asia, but in addition its made of seaweed. --- They say it doesn't have any taste, but can you imagine a mouth full of seaweed? Now, I don't know about you, but a great massage often leads to great oral sex, but no way am I gonna go down on a dick covered in seaweed gel.

At night I work at a university lab, deep into the night I began to test various massage formulas.